Lay Report - The Power of Texting to Help Seal the Deal

I went to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend with a buddy for a little hoorah before summer. I always have mixed feelings when I go to a party city like Vegas on a major holiday weekend. While I always have a blast, it seems like these weekends bring out every drunk and horny guy that has been repressed since the last holiday and I find that girls bring out their bitch shield much faster because they have been apporached by every guy with a little liquid courage in his system.

So with this in mind I always cover my bases to give me the greatest opportunity during the weekend. So I got on match.com and spent about 30 minutes sending out generic emails to women from the site. Something like this:

You seem fun! I dig the smile too...

I'm in Vegas for memorial day weekend if you're interested in getting together for a drink.

Do you speak "text message"? My number is 562-XXX-XXX.

-Cyrus the Virus

So I get a text message from one of the girls inviting me out to a pool party at her place. It's her and a girlfriend and their kids. My buddy and I head out there and meet them. The girl from match is about 5'11, big boobs and a big round curvy ass. Not my type for a LTR but I'm digging the big round ass. We head out to the pool and are drinking banana flavored malibu rum mixed with orange juice.

About 90 minutes in she says she has to walk back to her apartment to get some more CD's. I see my shot to get something going so I tell her I'll go with her. We get back there and I escalate immediately. We're kissing hard and rubbing each others bodies. I put her hand on my erection and I start finger banging her in the kitchen. I try to take it to the next level but she starts getting nervous about being gone too long so we stop and head back to the pool.

If you have read any of my other reports, I have been able to use text messaging as a discrete way to escalate when there is no opportunity to do it vocally or physically. We are back at the pool for another hour in our little group when I decide to go for broke:

CtV (8:51) - We're going to be leaving in a little while. Text me later if you want me to sneak over and do naughty things to you :)

HbTall (8:54) - Oh i do!! Big time! I think i will do really naughty things to you first!;)

Ctv (9:15) - Now I'm having dirty thoughts. :) How can we discreetly leave for a few minutes?...

HbTall (9:18) - Mmmmmm i am not sure that is a hard one! I am trying to be good til later if thats ok? It is hard for me to start then stop because I dont like to stop!

CtV (9:22) - Hmmmm...I could walk out to my car to make a phone call, and a few minutes later you could leave to go get something from your place.

HbTall (9:23) - Ok we can do that! That will work!

So we went back to her apartment again and it was on. No resistance and I sealed the deal.

In my short time doing this, I have really realized that being discrete can really increase your results. Women don't like to be viewed as sluts in front of their friends, but if you can figure out a way to alleviate that concern, you remove a major objection from getting the SNL.